tear-of-a-phoenix:

It’s just evidence.

I’m about to have a baby boy… I will do this

(Source: lilluc27496)

When I first watched this I was all

and then I realized it wasn’t true

(Source: bonesare4ever)

Is it weird I sing this every time I do my makeup?

(Source: lovealways-christine)

beccaforeeeeeal:

I have no clothes to wear
This is a hoe ass dress
I’ll just wear a kangaroo suit

The way she said kangaroo reminded me of Julian from “Big Daddy” when he wants to hear the Kangaroo Song.

when an ex texts lol

I should definitely start doing this to all the guys who hit on me….

(Source: listeningtofreddiemercury)

(Source: yii-yoko)

PIPE THE FUCK DOWN!

(Source: renegaded-daydream)

(Source: brianmatthewwrong)